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01/30/2007: "Friendly Warning"
Let me come off of my two-month hiatus by giving a gentle, but heartfelt, warning to all the guys out there. If you're the type of guy who friends describe as a cheapskate, miser, tightwad, etc., do not marry a woman with large breasts. The bra budget will kill you. In fact, you might want to stick with women who have almost no breasts at all, or, for the more extreme cases, men.